Dear Mrs Larue,

My name is GingerBell AKA your neighbor I am a orange tabby she cat. I think Ike is a evil brat, and he should have stayed where he belongs in obedience school because he gets on my nerves so much that I can’t stand him. One time I was sound asleep and he woke me up with his loud howling A girl needs her beauty sleep!!! I mean I dont go around bothering him. Besides you know that I am the nicest cat on the planet.

Sincerely,  GingerBell